So you’ve got a round in and you are thinking of a way to make everyone laugh as you have a toast. Why not try one of these funny cheers sayings out on your group of friends?
Funny Cheers Sayings
To good friends, cold beer, and the best days of our lives—may we forget the bad luck and remember the good times!
Here’s to real friends and sham friends—may the sham ones get a quick death before they drink all our good wine!
May your glass be full, your mood be high, and your ex’s new relationship be a waste of time!
To the happiest day of your past and the saddest day of your future—may they be one and the same!
A drinking toast to all those testing negative—except when it comes to their bank balance!
Here’s to pretty girls, good company, and never saying the wrong thing—except when it makes a great story!
May we always have good fortune, a cold pint, and enough sense to know when to stop talking!
To the best ships—wood ships, good ships, and friendships! May they always float and never sink!
A toast to second chances—because the first round is usually a waste of life!
Here’s to new beginnings, new chapters, and new husbands—especially when the old ones weren’t worth remembering!
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May your next year be better than your last, your new-born year be full of good news, and your morning hangovers be gentle!
To funny toasts, goofy toasts, and wedding toasts—because there’s no wrong time for the right words!
To the best man—may he have a long life, a cold beer, and the good luck to never lose his wallet at a pub!
Here’s to good health, good mood, and good wine—preferably in that order!
May the mist of Irish magic follow you, the lilt of Irish laughter cheer you, and may you always find your drink of choice!
May your best friends never steal your last chip, your best toasts never go unheard, and your best days be ahead!
To common toasts, special events, and retirement parties—may we never be too sober to enjoy them!
May your social gatherings be wild, your first toast be memorable, and your second drink come with a good selection of snacks!
To the perfect time, the perfect words, and the perfect excuse for being late to work tomorrow!
Here’s to the right person, the right hand, and never realising too late that you should’ve ordered a French toast instead!
A fond farewell to bad times, a warm welcome to good wine, and an enthusiastic cheer for the next round!
May your drink of choice be strong, your bad luck be short, and your best man speech be at least half-decent!
May the winds of fortune sail you forward, and if they don’t, may your friends at least help you paddle!
Here’s to good opportunity—because if it doesn’t knock, we’ll kick the door down together!
A toast to funny Irish toasts, because what’s life without a little foolishness and a lot of alcohol?
To next time—because we’re definitely going to need another drink after this one!
To the first step of a new life, the last year’s words left behind, and the first chapter of a much better book!
May your wedding toast be short, your marriage long, and your in-laws live at least two postcodes away!
To the right words, the perfect timing, and the moment you realise you’ve had one drink too many!
To the good mood that keeps us laughing and the bad decisions that keep life interesting!
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Here’s to Eleanor Roosevelt—who said, “Do one thing every day that scares you.” Like singing karaoke sober!
May you have a happy life, a cold pint, and never lose your charger at 1% battery!
Here’s to good company, good fortune, and never running into your boss when calling in sick!
To new life, new chances, and the old story we’ll be telling for years!
May the best ships always sail, the best friends never bail, and may our drinks always be full!
A funny New Year’s toast: May all your problems last as long as your resolutions
May you have the best days of your life, the best friends to share them with, and the best excuse for missing work tomorrow!
Here’s to wasting time with good friends—because if it’s fun, it’s not a waste!
A classic Irish blessing: May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live—except for another pint!
Here’s to best friends, best drinks, and bad ideas—because what else are Saturday nights for?
May your social gatherings be lively, your best toasts be remembered, and your hangovers be merciful!
To the right person, the right words, and the absolute wrong time to say them!
May your funny toasts be legendary, your wedding toast be short, and your drinking toast be frequent!
A cold beer, a warm heart, and a new beginning—because life’s too short for lukewarm anything!
Here’s to the best thing about a party—the stories we won’t remember but will never forget!
To the good news, the bad decisions, and the best nights we’ll never speak of again!
May your first toast be heartfelt, your second be hilarious, and your third be completely unnecessary!
To a merry Christmas, a happy life, and a new chapter where we actually stick to our resolutions!
Here’s to Alfred Lord Tennyson—who said, “Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come.” Probably while holding a drink!
To cold pints, good fortune, and the best excuses for showing up late to work!
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Here’s to a long life, a good wife, and never accidentally texting your boss instead of your mate!
To real pain—may it only come from lifting ‘em too many times tonight!
May your new chapter be better than the last and your next pint colder than the first!
To best friends and good fortune—may they never meet and share our secrets!
Here’s to good wine, good times, and the confidence to dance like nobody’s recording!
To the happiest day of your past and the second happiest being when you realise tomorrow’s a bank holiday!
A toast to the best ships—wood ships, friendships, and those that bring us more drinks!
May your funny Irish toasts be remembered, your drinking toast be loud, and your next-day regrets be minimal!
To a good marriage: where one person is always right and the other is… the husband!
May the winds of fortune sail you forward—unless they’re blowing you towards your ex’s house!
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To cold beer, good friends, and always finding the loo before it’s too late!
May your fond farewell be a short one—because we all know you’ll be back for another round!
To social gatherings—because awkward small talk is the price we pay for free drinks!
A toast to new beginnings, good selections, and remembering which drink is actually yours!
To funny toasts, bad ideas, and the best stories we’ll swear never happened!
May your new life bring you good fortune, good friends, and an unlimited data plan!
A wedding toast: May your love be modern enough to survive and old-fashioned enough to last!
To a happy life, a good mood, and a taxi that actually arrives on time!
May your drinking toast be strong, your common toast be short, and your Irish blessings be frequent!
To second chances, good opportunities, and remembering to clear your search history!
A toast to best friends—because without them, we’d have no one to blame for our bad decisions!
May your movie stars be inspiring, your rock stars be legendary, and your pints be bottomless!
Here’s to the best man—may he be sober enough to remember his speech and drunk enough to forget it!
To pretty girls, funny jokes, and the moment you realise you’ve been flirting with a mirror!
A toast to cold pints, warm company, and never being the first to pass out!
May your right hand be steady, your right words be witty, and your wrong texts be unsent!
To first steps, first chapters, and first drinks—may they all lead to something worth remembering!
Here’s to good wine—because it gets better with age, just like our excuses!
A funny toast: May we always be old enough to drink, young enough to dance, and wise enough to Uber home!
To retirement parties—may they be as exciting as your actual job wasn’t!
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May your best ships never sink, your best jokes never flop, and your best nights never be sober!
To the perfect words, the perfect moment, and the perfect way to avoid splitting the bill!
Here’s to ancient Greece—where they invented democracy, philosophy, and hangovers!
A toast to best toasts—because even bad ones sound good after enough drinks!
May your right person be near, your wrong person be far, and your pint always be full!
To a good selection of drinks, a great selection of friends, and the terrible choices we’ll make together!
A French toast: May your life be as rich as croissants and as sweet as little chocolates!
Here’s to first toasts, first loves, and first regrets—because every good story needs all three!
To good fortune, good wine, and good excuses for being late tomorrow!
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A toast to Eleanor Hibbert—who wrote so many books, she’d probably approve of drinking to get through one!
May your best days be ahead, your worst days be a blur, and your cold pint never go warm!
To the best man—because if he’s truly the best, why is she marrying someone else?
Here’s to good health, bad dancing, and always blaming it on the DJ!
To the lilt of Irish laughter, the mist of Irish magic, and the moment you realise you’re too drunk to stand!
A toast to time of our life—because if we don’t remember it, at least there are photos!
May your cold beer be refreshing, your good toast be witty, and your bad luck be short-lived!
To the next time—because no matter what happens tonight, we’ll probably do it again!
A funny New Year’s toast: May we find love, success, and a taxi home before midnight!
To Alfred Lord Tennyson—who wrote about Ulysses, a man who clearly would’ve appreciated a good drink!
May the rest of your life be as happy as you are after your first pint—and not as miserable as you are after your last one!
If you enjoyed these, perhaps you’ll also enjoy my rhyming short happy birthday poems, ocean love poems or my birthday poems for her.
I hope these funny cheers sayings have you raising a smile – and a drink! Cheers!
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